Come and observe the silly Earthmen
Making a mess and creating mayhem
Just look at all the silly things that they do
It’s clear to see that they don’t have a clue

They don’t work together, or function as one
They’re completely illogical, just look what they’ve done
There’s a human activity they call the blitz
They build up their cities, then they smash them all to bits

You’d never believe, the stupidity
Unless you came to see, Earth’s humanity
They’re killing each other, because they cannot agree
They’d rather die, than live in harmony

They distort information, deliberately
They cheat one another with treachery
They infect one another with disruptive malware
It makes them irrational and love warfare

They’ve loaded up their planet with nuclear bombs
They’re sitting on millions and millions of tons
They fire little bits of metal at each other
Drones and missiles, makes them run for cover
The beings in charge make destructive demands
And others, like clones, just follow their commands
No wonder Earth’s humanity
Is the laughing stock of the galaxy

They waste their resources on fixation to oppose
While their planet is dying right under their nose
We see it heating up, and starting to burn
But the beings in charge, just don’t seem to learn

Their simple minds, just don’t understand
What they have, and what it takes, to build a man
The billions of years, of our technology
To give them life and make humanity

The limbs that we give them to use and enjoy
They want to use to abuse and destroy
Their management systems are corrupt to the core
Their infected with greed and the leadership is poor

They still behave like animals, backward laws and jungle rules
They want for nothing, except to do right, but the primitive beings just want to fight
Will they ever manage to evolve, when simple problems they can’t solve?
No wonder Earth’s humanity, is the laughing stock of the galaxy!